Oops Extra - December 1

Here are more bonus jokes from last week's Life and Style Magazine Oops Section!

Let me know what you like best!

Kat Deluna

• The Lava Lamp Look
• Is she being swallowed alive?
• Oh no, the man-eating redfish!
• She looks batter fried

Leighton Meester

• Helena Bonham Carter Lookalike winner
• Playing the part of Helena Bonham Carter
• The Old West brothel look
• Death becomes her
• Before heading in to her body wax

Mischa Barton It's always Oktoberfest somewhere! Like a German mailman The new German mailman look Oh Grandma, what poor taste you have Phoebe Price Auditioning for Jesse James’ new girlfriend Captain Overdoingit An Officer and a Gentledog Uncle Sam’s been replaced by Slutty Phoebe War. What is it good for? Outfits like this! What's on her hat? Is she in Fudgie the Whale's Army?

Life and Style - November 29 - Oops Extra!

Do you read my quips in Life and Style Magazine's Oops section? Thought it would be fun to show what didn't make it:

Nikki Minaj

• Pinkaliscious
• Seriously dedicated to Breast cancer awareness!
• Like a photo negative of the Little Mermaid

Mischa Barton

• Gap Advertisement – 1994
• Stepping out for the early bird special
• Best dressed at the early bird special
• Like Indiana Jones’ grandmother

Kelly Osbourne

• Meet our newest Casino Hostess, Kelly!
• Little Ivana Trump
• Goldilocks
• You come a long way baby!

Rihanna

• Raise your hand if the airline lost your luggage
• Auditioning for the role of Eve
• Auditions for “America’s Got No Fashion Sense!”
• I have had this dream too!
• No, its if your nervous picture the AUDIENCE in their underwear!

Chelsea Clinton

• Inspired by the Rose Garden.

• Something tells me she misses the Rose Garden

• Still daddy’s little girl

Miley Cyrus

• I do declare
• Kiss my grits!
• Finger lickin’ good sounds so wrong
• Hannah Montana gets Kentucky Fried

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Facebook Buzzkill

As amazing as Facebook is, it kind of ends up ruining old fashioned reunions. I ran into a friend I havent seen since soon after college. At first, we were like "Great to see you. It's been more than 10 years!" But whereas you used to be like, "what have you been up to?", I was like "so, I saw your son had a cold last week.""I know what you do, I know who you married, I've seen your kids, and what matters most, I already know exactly how you look." Other than that, whats the point of running into you?