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Leigh is a nationally touring stand-up and TV personality featured on VH1's Best Week Ever, CNN's Showbiz Tonight, Discovery Channel and Sirius Radio. He is also regularly featured in Life and Style Magazine's Oops Section. In addition, he has overseen and informed creative and branding strategies for some of the best known brands in the world.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

A white Massachusetts man showed up at his trial on murder charges with a newly carved swastika in his head. The judge said “we also would’ve just accepted a plea of guilty”.

Bernie Madoff’s former secretary says he often made overtly sexually remarks. However, she says she misunderstood the context when he invited her to watch him screw 1000’s of people.

Terrorists are now using hip hop style videos to recruit new members. Which makes it less offensive to refer to Osama Bin Laden as Old Dirty Bastard. Middle East Side!

Google Maps has a new feature that shows interactive historic maps of NYC. According to the map, 250 years ago it took 4 hours to get from Wall Street to what's now Central Park, 4 hours and 20 minutes with traffic.

Amazon unveiled a larger Kindle that can hold all of a student’s textbooks. Many are concerned that without bulky, hard to carry textbooks, dorky high school boys won’t be able to meet hot new girls in the movies.

Miss California, who is now an anti-gay-marriage spokesperson, defended her racy photos saying that most models pose for lingerie and swimsuit photos. That is true. Also, most models don’t speak.

1 comment:

UTT said...

ZINGERS!!!