A 17 year-old girl beat back two would be muggers using her marching band baton. Police have asked that if anyone can identify the two men, please don’t make fun of them.
Police are asking anyone with knowledge of the suspects to come forward and……stop!
Republicans have formed a special committee to seek a winning strategy for the 2010 elections. So far they’ve come up with “Become Democrats”.
Mexico's President has not spoken publicly since the Swine Flu outbreak. Asked about his failure to give a national address or an interview, President Obama said “I’ll give it! I’ll do it! Can I? Dibs!"
An Austrian court jailed a known Holocaust denier for propagating Nazi ideas. When he asked if he could appeal, the court replied “oh, you’re not in jail” as they led him to his cell.
About Me
- Leigh Kessler
- Leigh is a nationally touring stand-up and TV personality featured on VH1's Best Week Ever, CNN's Showbiz Tonight, Discovery Channel and Sirius Radio. He is also regularly featured in Life and Style Magazine's Oops Section. In addition, he has overseen and informed creative and branding strategies for some of the best known brands in the world.
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